An Emergent Emergency
I keep hearing “emergent situation” or similar phrases used in place of “emergency”. This is incorrect; “emergent” means something like “coming into existence” or “coming into view” and does not, by itself, imply urgency or crisis. Although before taking to my blog in anger I had only heard this usage rather than seen it in print, a quick visit to the search engines reveals the poisonous weed taking root in (where else?) the offices of state bureaucrats and educationists. In the New Jersey Administrative Code, Chapter 53B (Jursidictional Assignments for Railroad Overhead Bridges), we find the phrase explicitly defined thus:
"Emergent situation" means a sudden, urgent, or unexpected occurrence or occasion that interferes with the free and safe movement of traffic over a railroad overhead bridge, which requires immediate action.
This same production informs us also of the possibility of “emergent bridge repairs”, whatever that means. Are the repairs emerging in some way? Is the bridge?
Or consider a collective bargaining agreement between the Stanwood-Camano School District of the state of the Washington and its staff, represented by a local chapter of the Service Employees International Union. It's signed by the employees rather than the district, so I suppose we have the teachers themselves to blame. Like the state of New Jersey the educators of Stanwood-Camano offer an explicit, and wrong, definition of “emergent situation” as well as considering what to do when a “change is emergent in nature” by which they mean an urgent change rather than a novel one.
A forgivable reason for this mistake is the idea that “emergent” is the adjective form of “emergency”; as Professor Paul Brians of Washington State University explains, this is unecessary as “emergency” is an adjective as well as a noun. It's also possible that users want to sound smarter than they are (two words for the price of one!) or want to euphemistically soften the scary-sounding “emergency” with the softer “emergent situation”. These are bad reasons; if you find yourself reaching for this phrase, examine your heart. And stop doing it!